Michigan Sucks

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Going into the new College football season, Michigan was ranked #5 and had at least two Heisman hopefuls in QB Henne and RB Hart. Then Michigan lost 34-32 to 1-AA Appalachian State, then they lost 39-7 to Oregon. I bet they drop out of the top 25 completely. Meanwhile Ohio State is 2-0 and ranked #12, but will probably move up a couple spots. However we are pretty weak this year and will not be a powerhouse, but at least we are not getting shamefully embarrassed like Michigan. Michigan sucks! Now if only the Yankees, Bulls, Steelers, Ravens, Broncos, and Detroit Tigers would also lose, not just one game, but get blown out, many many times, and have terrible losing seasons for like the next 10 years, it may get me over the many humiliating defeats that they have inflicted on my poor Cleveland teams over the years. Meanwhile I will continue to revel in every one of their defeats. Every one.