Hu's on First

Presedent Chen Shui-Bian of Taiwan President Hu of China and Premier Wen of China

OK OK OK OK OK OK so there's these three guys right? One's named Hu (who), one's named Wen, and the other's first name Shui-Bian in Chinese sounds like "whatever" (although I'm sure there is a different tone used). So they're all these big important dudes right? And they have this big official meeting to discuss trade policy between Taiwan and China (this would actually never happen because they hate each other) but just go along with it.

Hu: When will he get here?
Whatever: Who?
Hu: Wen
Whatever: Who?
Hu: No, I'm Hu, wen is coming soon.
Whatever: yes but when?
Hu: Wen is coming When?
Whatever: That's what I'm asking you.
Hu: Whatver. (said in a 14 year old girl kind of way)
Whatever: Yes?
Hu: Yes what?
Whatever: Well, who is joining us?
Hu: I'm already here!
Whatever: Who?
Hu: Me!
Whatever: So who will be here When?
Hu: I'm already here!
Hu: What I want to know is who is holding up Wen.
Whatever: Who's doing what now?
Hu: Whatever. (Walks out in disgust)
Whatever: Yes?
Wen: Sorry I'm late.
Whatever: Yeah, Who just left.
Wen: Who?
etc etc etc